Bill Murray, the caddy’s caddy, was arrested in Sweden on charges of drunk driving in a golf cart. The Stockholm police detective inspector said, “It was a golf cart. How it ended up in this predicament I don’t know. I have done this since 1968 and I’ve never experienced anything like this.”
At least Bill can still plan on receiving total consciousness on his deathbed, so he’s got that goin’ for him, which is nice.
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